January 22, Mike Vandall turns 40! (It's not my fault...Linda Doody
leaked the information.)
Episode 1 In The ER
January 19th, James was taken to the ER for chest pains. Turns out
everything is fine. He does not have a heart condition. His heart
is perfectly normal. Looks like a chest wall injury which will heal
in time. It only took about 4 hours to figure that one out. Most of
that time was filled by the patient reading his book.
Episode 2 In The ER
Here is a tip for everyone. If you ever have to go to the ER...DO
NOT USE YOUR CELL PHONES! One woman in the ER was there because
her father had a stroke. Another man comes in and uses his cell
phone. The woman tells him "You're not supposed to use your
cell phone in the hospital" The man got pretty mad and told
her to call her congressman. Apparently, the man could not read,
for there were signs posted all over the ER. Thought for sure there
was going to be a fist fight, but...no such luck. Two witnesses
to the incident sitting nearby, Susan and Christine were quoted
as saying, "Darn...that man needed a whoopin'!"
The Family Chronicle caught news that Beverly Doody
caught pneumonia and was hospitalized. News is that she is back at
home, however still requiring the use of an oxygen tank. We here at
The Family Chronicle send our love and hugs to Beverly and hope she
is feeling better soon. Oh yeah, AND GIVE UP THE CANCER STICKS!